Management Course

Lesson One:

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing A small rabbit
saw the eagle and asked him, “Can I also sit on my ass like you and do
nothing?”

The eagle answered, “Sure, why not.” So, the rabbit sat on the ground
below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Management Lesson:=To be sitting on your ass and doing nothing, you must be sitting very high up.

Lesson Two:

A turkey was chatting with a bull. “I would love to be able to get to
the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey, “but I haven’t got the energy.”

“Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my manure droppings?” replied the bull. “They’re packed with nutrients.” The turkey pecked at a lump of manure and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Management Lesson:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there.

Lesson Three:

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird
froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a
cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in
the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was
actually thawing him out. He lay there all warm and happy and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Management Lessons:

(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.

(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.

(3) When you’re in deep shit, it’s best to keep your mouth shut

Thanks to my friend Shaghayegh for her sharing.

 

 

My new address

Hi folks, I decided to not write here for some time and I change my English blogs address and host from here to wordpress.com a very nice and free blogging service. This is not because I don’t like MT or I like WP, as you can see my Persian blog runs with MT engine, but I just want to test WP for a wile and if I like it may be I change my English blogs engine from MT to WP, who knows! So my new address is : salehara.wordpress.com

 

Coke or water

This is really an eye opener…Water or Coke

We all know that water is important but, I’ve never seen it written down like this before

WATER

75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated

In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so weak that it is often mistaken for hunger

Even MILD dehydration will slow down one’s metabolism as much as 3%

One glass of water will shut down midnight hunger pangs for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a Universityof Washington study

Lack of water, the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue

Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of water a day could significantly ease back and
joint pain for up to 80% of sufferers

A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on the computer screen or on a printed page

Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the
risk of breast cancer by 79%, and one is 50% less likely to develop bladder cancer

And now for the properties of COKE

In many states (in the USA) the highway patrol carries two gallons of coke in the truck to remove blood from the highway after a car accident

You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of coke and it will be gone in two days

To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl and let the “real thing” sit for one

hour, then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous China

To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a rumpled-up piece of Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola

To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion

To loosen a rusted bolt: Applying a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the rusted bolt for several minutes

To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into the baking pan, wrap the ham in aluminum foil, and bake. Thirty minutes before the ham is finished, remove the foil, allowing the drippings to mix with the Coke for a sumptuous brown gravy

To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of cokeinto a load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run through a regular cycle. The Coca-Cola will help loosen grease stains

It will also clean road haze from your windshield

For Your Info

The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid. Its pH is 2.8. It will dissolve a nail in about 4days. Phosphoric acid also leaches calcium from bones and is a major contributor to the rising increase in osteoporosis

To carry Coca-Cola syrup (the concentrate) thecommercial truck must use the Hazardous material place cards reserved for Highly corrosive materials

The distributors of coke have been using it to clean the engines of their trucks for about 20 years

Now the question is, would you like a coke or a glass of water

Do you still want a coke